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raize-ur-wepen:

THIS MAKES ME FEEL SOME KIND OF WAY

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gallifrey-feels:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

It’s a metaphor

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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 #i’ve never heard more lies in a single gif on tumblr in my entire life

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twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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Nicki claps with her ass

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clitt:

there’s literally nO ONE prettier than zayn malik that boy is the ultimate fap material

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