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tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

 puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

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trashfalgarlaw:

I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it

(via i-wanna-be-a-starship-companion)

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giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via howlandhiscastle)

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simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

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snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

(via destinedforjohnlock)

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via stuck-with-monophobia)

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via howlandhiscastle)

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there’s a fine line between watching oitnb and watching lesbian porn

(Source: iwritephanficsnottragedies)

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